Do you wish your valentine were a little bit . . . immortal? Readers who simply cannot deny themselves the forbidden fruit of vamps, werewolves, angels, demons (of all types) and even a zombie or two get the dish on immortal lovin’ from faux-magazine Dating the Undead.
Authors Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe teamed up to create the absolutely hilarious guide for Living Girls (LGs) who just can’t get enough of their undead guys. It includes quizzes, tips (because each type of immortal has his own turn-ons and pitfalls!), recipes, advice columns and much more. The ads alone are hilarious.
For example, check out this quiz to see if your immortal is cheating on you:

TO ENTER: Comment on this post with the name of your favorite immortal hunk from book or screen.
CONTEST DETAILS: Three winners will be chosen by random.org from among entries received by 5 pm CST on Friday, February 10. Each winner will receive a copy of Dating the Undead. Prize must be shipped to a North American address. Good luck!
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ETA: Congratulations to our winners, Ronnie, Natasha and Jennifer! Their favorite hunks are Christopher Lambert in Highlander, Patch from Becca Fitzpatrick’s Hush Hush and the Greyfriar from Vampire Empire. Bad boys win this round!
Thank you to all who entered! Contest is now closed.



The Greyfriar, aka Prince Gareth of Scotland
~from Vampire Empire
Christopher Lambert in the movie “Highlander”. He is a total cutie!
Acheron from the Dark Hunter series.
Highlander…Christopher Lambert…good body
Maddox is my all time fav immortal. But Vishous (JR Ward) is a very close second. Thanks for the giveaway.
Hat to repeat but love the “Dark Hunter” series,Archeron is my pick(Barbara, great minds think alike)
One of my favorite immortal hunks is Drake in Jenna Black’s
GUARDIANS OF THE NIGHT SERIES. His own book is called HUNGERS OF THE HEART.
I’ve got to have this faux-magazine! I love it!
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Zsadist from J.R. Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood
Dark and sexy~
Eric Northman, vampire, Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris. He can bite my neck any day.
SO hard to choose! Strider from LOTU. Adrian Paul from Highlander TV series. Reyes from IAD. Antonio Banderas in Interview With a Vampire.
Al from The Hollows. I thought it was wired that he was too tired to be naughty, who is too tired to be naughty, and that new demon mark was gone the next day, who gets rid of a demon mark in one day?
I’m going to kill that **** when I get done with him he will be wishing Newt had put him in a bottle.
Oh Sooooo many, but I have to repeat what a few other posters mentioned…Acheron from the Dark Hunter series!!!
I have to go with Hugh Jackman, Wolverine, in the X-men movies. Mama mia!
Thanks for the laugh. My cat stared at me laughing while I was reading the ways to tell if he’s cheating. I forwarded it to my writers group.
I would have to say that I have FAVORITES. Yes, more than one and they are all holding/sharing the number one spot at the moment. Reyes, Aeron, Amun and Strider. In that order actually. Love these guys.
My favourite immortal hunk on screen would be Theo James as a vampire in the movie, “Underworld: Awakening.” He’s as “hunky” as they get. What a beautiful face. And a vampire, no less.
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Alex O’Laughlin as Mick St. James from the cancelled too early series Moonlight is my pick for favorite immortal hunk.
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Sean Connery from the Highlander. He’s one gorgeous immortal.
Without a doubt it’s the vampire Lestat. Please enter my name to win this hilarious mag. Thanks for hosting.
George Hamilton as the vampire in the hilarious oldie “Love at First Bite”. The disco scene is too much!
Reyes Alexander Farrow from the Darynda Jones series. As hot as Evanovich’s Ranger, just omnipresent and the White Sheep of Satan’s family.
I loved Brad Pitt in the movie version of Anne Rice’s version of “Interview With a Vampire.”
I’m dating myself here, but I swooned over Gary Oldman as Dracula (1992).
Got to love Jericho Barrons from Karen Marie Monning’s Fever Series.
Barnabas Collins!
Jeaniene Frost’s Bones is my favorite vampire
Jacob the werewolf from the Twilight movies. He is much cuddlier than Edward. Both are much too young for me though…
Even though I hate horror and found the ending grisly and ghastly, I once watched an episode of TALES FROM THE CRYPT because Ewan McGregor starred in it. As Ford the zombie, he was actually kind of cute (the makeup was tastefully done; he looked more like a sleep-deprived club kid for most of it). This creeped me out even more, of course. Sheesh…
Favorite undead has to be, Jean-Claude, the Master Vampire of the City, in Laurell K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake series.
My favorite immortal hunk would be Captain Jack Sparrow, even if he was immortally cursed for a very short time in the film
My favorite immortal is Barnabas Collins, from Dark Shadows. My mon and I caught it on the tube.
My favorite is Dracula.
The original TV Superman, George Reeves. Just a regular guy in a super suit.
Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I like my vamps to be reformed baddies, the kind with attitude, but still with a sweet side. (The whole sparkly thing is a complete turnoff for me.)
It has to be Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire.
My favorite so far is Raphael, the Archangel, from Nalini Singh’s Guild Hunter Series. All her guy’s are so bad that they’re good.
My favorite sinner is Raphael, Archangel of New York.. Nalini Singh makes the hero with a little bit of sin and alot of appeal. I like her other series, too, so it was hard to pick.
Klaus from Vampire Diaries!
Lets see, I would have to say all of them they all seem mysterious and sexy.
I would probably have to say Patch from Becca Fitzpatrick’s ‘Hush Hush.’ Everybody loves a bad boy with a sweet side.