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Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests and Give School Teachers Stun Guns ...And Other Ways to Save America
Describe your book in 50 words or less:
Quite simply, this is the most important book in print today. This great country is at a crossroads. In clear, concise, no-nonsense language that even women and bleeding heart liberals can understand. I describe in detail the steps America MUST take now to avoid going to hell in a handbasket. This book is a must-read that should have a major impact on the upcoming Presidential election.
What's your favorite line from your book?
The only good space alien is a dead space alien.
What's your favorite book? Favorite movie?
It Takes a Village, by Hillary Clinton. Delicious. I ate the whole thing and washed it down with just a tad over 6 ounces of Old Crow bourbon. No contest. On the movie, The Sands of Iwo Jima with the late, great John "Duke" Wayne.
Which writer's work influenced you least?
Hillary Clinton.
What does your writing ritual involve?
I like to write and watch Pro Wrestling at the same time. It seems to calm me down and help me write with more clarity. If no pro wrestling is on, I slip in a tape of my favorite Roller Derby games of all times. The effect's the same. On occasion, I also drink heavily during the process.
Your most aggravating habit?
Yelling for my wife Thelma Jean to bring me another beer all the time. It upsets my bull terriers, Dodger and Blossom.
Which one extremely famous person would you like to read your book?
Hillary Clinton.
If you had a yacht, what would you name it?
Thelma Jean, Particularly if it had a big bottom.
What one thing would you like to learn to do?
Burp like Hulk Hogan. What better way to clear a room of panty waist liberals.
ED ANGER'S "My America" column has long been a feature of Weekly World News. His first book, Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests and Give Teachers Stun Guns and Other Ways to Save America, has just been published by Broadway Books ($9.95, ISBN 0553066854).
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